For Clint Spurlock, the USA-Hole, there is no compromise. Not when it comes to America, that is. The superhuman embodiment of patriotism, the USA-Hole believes that everything America does is just and true. He doesn't lean left or right (although he punches equally hard with both), he's just right down the center, that center line that runs like a vein through the country he loves. USA-Hole is sometimes accompanied by his “wingman”, the eagle known as Al Opecia, whose squawking and flapping delights patriots of all ages. His restraint in not defecating on the stage is also greatly appreciated.

Exactly why the USA-Hole is competing here in the SuperWrestlers is unclear, as are his motivations for getting his hands on the Prize. Perhaps he simply wants to change its colors to glorious red, white, and blue. Or perhaps he plans to use its seemingly unearthly power to usher in a new golden age for America, with the universal health care we should have had decades ago.